bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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