I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
why is half of my head shaved?
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