Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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