370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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