Me too!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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