we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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