She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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i now understand why vodka
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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