i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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