Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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