How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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