Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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