she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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