physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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