You're my little dorito
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i just google imaged poop.
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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