Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Acid is not a monday night drug
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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