does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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I'm just so full of love and alcohol
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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