It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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