If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
When are your genitals available?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
