marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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