oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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