If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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