worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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