But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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