oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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