If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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