ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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