Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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