My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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