i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
how drunk are you?
Several
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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