i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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