it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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