Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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