walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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