dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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