do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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