What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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