she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Randomize
