Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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