I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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