he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Are we still banned from the library?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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