only you would photoshop your dick
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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