My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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