I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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