some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
well you can't waste a boner
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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