But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Two words: nipple clamps
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