Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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