It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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