i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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