"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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