If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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