Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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