I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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