This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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