i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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