so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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