so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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